best-of-funny:

donetryingtobe-ok:

moarghosts-n-stuff:

haventbeenaballofjoy:

typicalbrony:

colinfirth:

Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.

#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me

She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.

Damn right I’m jealous of her pancake making. Pancakes are fucking tasty.

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(Source: thelostie)

best-of-funny:

theatomicboom:

DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT

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epic-humor:

44estgump:

i will forever not know how to spell shia labeieoueubeofheeheoef

google it

  • my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
  • me: yes but today is not that day
  • things that make me sad: music festivals that i'm not going to

shitonskanks:

Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.

What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.

casteilnovak:

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

Well, he was raised to be a SHEPHERD after all